tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2445632192357579652024-02-08T13:57:22.990+02:00BANCURI SECICare este cel mai sec banc???
NU MAI ESTE APA...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-78085378975318236192009-01-23T12:54:00.000+02:002009-01-23T12:55:08.747+02:00CUBUL-Ce este perfect rotund si din sticla?<br />R:-Un cub din lemn.qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-29002808686209080492009-01-23T12:53:00.001+02:002009-01-23T12:53:43.136+02:00NIMENI SI PROSTNimeni si Prost au ajuns la mare. Se duc sa faca baie.Nimeni se ineaca!<br />Prost suna la Salvamar:<br />-Ba, se ineaca Nimeni!<br />-Ba, tu esti prost?<br />-Da ma, eu sunt!qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-43674231300154300862009-01-23T12:50:00.000+02:002009-01-23T12:51:29.983+02:00TARCOALEUn caine ii dadea tarcoale unui copac. Dintr-o data se opreste. De ce?<br />-Nu mai avea tarcoale!qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-84173449143365077612008-10-30T13:33:00.001+02:002008-10-30T13:33:45.267+02:00POLITISTULUn politist gandea...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-76834114590289677542008-10-30T13:32:00.000+02:002008-10-30T13:33:00.789+02:00PORTOCALA- Cu ce seamana jumatate de portocala?<br />- Cu cealalta jumatate.qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-13896550060195188852008-10-30T13:30:00.000+02:002008-10-30T13:31:26.594+02:00MAMALIGA-De ce nu mananca elefantii mamaliga?<br />-Ca nu le da nimeni.qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-67259420015326353352008-05-13T15:04:00.002+03:002008-05-13T15:05:14.682+03:00SECAproape cel mai sec banc din lume :<br />Raspuns:- CAPUL UNEI BLONDE ...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-60801267218434269132008-05-13T15:04:00.001+03:002008-05-13T15:04:26.677+03:00INTREBAREIntrebare de baraj:<br />- Ce inaltime avea barajul?qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-86841427352485005212008-05-13T15:02:00.000+03:002008-05-13T15:03:55.708+03:00BILAO bila se rostogoleste pana la capat, acolo se rastoarna ...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-19608890710726752272008-05-13T15:00:00.000+03:002008-05-13T15:02:15.103+03:00RINOCERULDe ce are rinocerul corn?<br />Raspuns:- Pentru ca nu a gasit chifla...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-19858767306397911712008-05-13T14:59:00.000+03:002008-05-13T15:00:39.051+03:00BARZACand sta barza intr-un picior?<br />Raspuns:- Cand si-l ridica pe celalalt!qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-57266480731461065332008-05-13T14:58:00.002+03:002008-05-13T14:59:34.784+03:00ELEFANTIICe zice Tarzan cand vede o mie de elefanti venind spre el?<br />Raspuns:- Ia ute frate, o mie de elefanti venind spre mine!!qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-30444681484384581602008-05-13T14:58:00.001+03:002008-05-13T14:58:36.285+03:00STRADA-Nu va suparati, caut strada Libertatii!<br />-Nu ma supar! Cautati-o!qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-12705541651768617462008-05-13T14:57:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:58:00.321+03:00SNURULUn snur se uita in oglinda si zambea pe sub mustati:<br />- Mamaaa, ce siret sunt!!!qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-69274192280018083812008-05-13T14:56:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:57:15.550+03:00GAINILEEra odata o gasca de gaini.<br />Si toate aveau geci de piele...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-21272892880296979442008-05-13T14:55:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:56:38.465+03:00VEVERITADe ce are veverita coada in spate?<br />Raspuns: Ca n-o are in fata...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-55113175680145990802008-05-13T14:54:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:55:42.584+03:00BOMBOANEDoua bomboane stau pe acoperis. Care sare prima?<br />Aia de menta.qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-6497654907109872692008-05-13T14:53:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:54:08.418+03:00COPIII3 copii au plecat la joaca... pe unu il chema Vasile, pe unu il chema Gheorghe si pe unu il chema maica-sa acasa...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-83859393879745998772008-05-13T14:52:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:53:02.047+03:00CAII 2Pe camp erau cai...unul era gri si altul era mai incoloqwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-53902146014251495972008-05-13T14:51:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:52:19.137+03:00COPACULUn caine da tarcoale unui copac. La un moment dat se opreste.<br />De ce?<br />I s-au terminat tarcoalele...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-77597059514018014792008-05-13T14:50:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:51:30.810+03:00BURICULCe este mai presus decat sexul?<br />Raspuns:- Buriculqwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-13862426844197151332008-05-13T14:49:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:50:23.349+03:00ELEFANTULDe ce are elefantul coada?<br />- ???<br />- Ca sa nu se termine brusc!qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-5179852322174679122008-05-13T14:48:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:49:26.481+03:00MICULCe e mic, verde si traieste in padure?<br />Raspuns: Micul verde de padure.qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-9769987496775164982008-05-13T14:47:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:48:19.614+03:00VULTURIIDoi vulturi erau pe un pisc! unul era plesuv iar celalalt era sa cada...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-27037948310547538902008-05-13T14:46:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:47:45.725+03:00DRAGOSTEDoi indragostiti la munte, pe marginea unei prapastii...<br />La un moment dat ei i se facu` cald, iar el, gentelman, i-a facut vant...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.com