tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2445632192357579652012-02-16T21:39:10.983+02:00Care este cel mai sec banc??? NU MAI ESTE APA...qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comBlogger261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-78085378975318236192009-01-23T12:54:00.000+02:002009-01-23T12:55:08.747+02:00-Ce este perfect rotund si din sticla?<br />R:-Un cub din lemn.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-7808537897531823619?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-29002808686209080492009-01-23T12:53:00.001+02:002009-01-23T12:53:43.136+02:00Nimeni si Prost au ajuns la mare. Se duc sa faca baie.Nimeni se ineaca!<br />Prost suna la Salvamar:<br />-Ba, se ineaca Nimeni!<br />-Ba, tu esti prost?<br />-Da ma, eu sunt!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-2900280868620908049?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-43674231300154300862009-01-23T12:50:00.000+02:002009-01-23T12:51:29.983+02:00Un caine ii dadea tarcoale unui copac. Dintr-o data se opreste. De ce?<br />-Nu mai avea tarcoale!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-4367423130015430086?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-84173449143365077612008-10-30T13:33:00.001+02:002008-10-30T13:33:45.267+02:00Un politist gandea...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-8417344914336507761?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-76834114590289677542008-10-30T13:32:00.000+02:002008-10-30T13:33:00.789+02:00- Cu ce seamana jumatate de portocala?<br />- Cu cealalta jumatate.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-7683411459028967754?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-13896550060195188852008-10-30T13:30:00.000+02:002008-10-30T13:31:26.594+02:00-De ce nu mananca elefantii mamaliga?<br />-Ca nu le da nimeni.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-1389655006019518885?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-67259420015326353352008-05-13T15:04:00.002+03:002008-05-13T15:05:14.682+03:00Aproape cel mai sec banc din lume :<br />Raspuns:- CAPUL UNEI BLONDE ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-6725942001532635335?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-60801267218434269132008-05-13T15:04:00.001+03:002008-05-13T15:04:26.677+03:00Intrebare de baraj:<br />- Ce inaltime avea barajul?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-6080126721843426913?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-86841427352485005212008-05-13T15:02:00.000+03:002008-05-13T15:03:55.708+03:00O bila se rostogoleste pana la capat, acolo se rastoarna ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-8684142735248500521?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-19608890710726752272008-05-13T15:00:00.000+03:002008-05-13T15:02:15.103+03:00De ce are rinocerul corn?<br />Raspuns:- Pentru ca nu a gasit chifla...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-1960889071072675227?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-19858767306397911712008-05-13T14:59:00.000+03:002008-05-13T15:00:39.051+03:00Cand sta barza intr-un picior?<br />Raspuns:- Cand si-l ridica pe celalalt!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-1985876730639791171?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-57266480731461065332008-05-13T14:58:00.002+03:002008-05-13T14:59:34.784+03:00Ce zice Tarzan cand vede o mie de elefanti venind spre el?<br />Raspuns:- Ia ute frate, o mie de elefanti venind spre mine!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-5726648073146106533?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-30444681484384581602008-05-13T14:58:00.001+03:002008-05-13T14:58:36.285+03:00-Nu va suparati, caut strada Libertatii!<br />-Nu ma supar! Cautati-o!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-3044468148438458160?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-12705541651768617462008-05-13T14:57:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:58:00.321+03:00Un snur se uita in oglinda si zambea pe sub mustati:<br />- Mamaaa, ce siret sunt!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-1270554165176861746?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-69274192280018083812008-05-13T14:56:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:57:15.550+03:00Era odata o gasca de gaini.<br />Si toate aveau geci de piele...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-6927419228001808381?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-21272892880296979442008-05-13T14:55:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:56:38.465+03:00De ce are veverita coada in spate?<br />Raspuns: Ca n-o are in fata...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-2127289288029697944?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-55113175680145990802008-05-13T14:54:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:55:42.584+03:00Doua bomboane stau pe acoperis. Care sare prima?<br />Aia de menta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-5511317568014599080?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-6497654907109872692008-05-13T14:53:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:54:08.418+03:003 copii au plecat la joaca... pe unu il chema Vasile, pe unu il chema Gheorghe si pe unu il chema maica-sa acasa...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-649765490710987269?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-83859393879745998772008-05-13T14:52:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:53:02.047+03:00Pe camp erau cai...unul era gri si altul era mai incolo<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-8385939387974599877?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-53902146014251495972008-05-13T14:51:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:52:19.137+03:00Un caine da tarcoale unui copac. La un moment dat se opreste.<br />De ce?<br />I s-au terminat tarcoalele...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-5390214601425149597?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-77597059514018014792008-05-13T14:50:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:51:30.810+03:00Ce este mai presus decat sexul?<br />Raspuns:- Buricul<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-7759705951401801479?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-13862426844197151332008-05-13T14:49:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:50:23.349+03:00De ce are elefantul coada?<br />- ???<br />- Ca sa nu se termine brusc!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-1386242684419715133?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-5179852322174679122008-05-13T14:48:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:49:26.481+03:00Ce e mic, verde si traieste in padure?<br />Raspuns: Micul verde de padure.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-517985232217467912?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-9769987496775164982008-05-13T14:47:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:48:19.614+03:00Doi vulturi erau pe un pisc! unul era plesuv iar celalalt era sa cada...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-976998749677516498?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-27037948310547538902008-05-13T14:46:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:47:45.725+03:00Doi indragostiti la munte, pe marginea unei prapastii...<br />La un moment dat ei i se facu` cald, iar el, gentelman, i-a facut vant...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-2703794831054753890?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-244563219235757965.post-512045410841134962008-05-13T14:45:00.000+03:002008-05-13T14:46:39.973+03:00Un om avea doi cai, unul alb si unul negru si ca sa-i deosebeasca la unu i-a taiat coada.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/244563219235757965-51204541084113496?l=bancuriseci.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.com